Why will Tiffanys coffin be Y-shaped?
**Because as soon as she is on her back, her legs open.
Why did Tiffany have blisters on her lips?
**From trying to blow out lightbulbs
What is the difference between Tiffany and traffic signs?
**Some traffic signs say stop.
What's the difference between Tiffany and a lightbulb?
**The lightbulb is smarter, but Tiffany is easier to turn on
What's the difference between Tiffany and an ironing board?
**It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
What does Tiffany put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
**Her ankles
What's the difference between Tiff and a broom closet?
**Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once
What does the Bermuda Triangle and Tiff have in common?
**They've both swallowed a lot of semen
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*Tiff's like a squirrel, always got nuts in her mouth
**Tiff's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw
**Tiff's so ugly that when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning
**Tiff is like a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit
**Tiff got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job
**Tiff's so hairy, she has afro's on her nipples
**Tiffany's so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.
**Tiff's so poor, after I pissed in Her yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn.
